The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that's poop.

[sup]It's obviously...chocolate! Yeah, that's right! So, go ahead and eat up.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising I pooped in Goat's burger as well.

[sup]Oh nom nom, Goat.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for finally trying to bring down that McDonald's crap.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking (correctly) that McDonald's is crap.

[sup]One of the advantages of living in the American Southwest: The burger joints are glorious.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for calling out his religious leader's hypocrisy.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for still not converting me.

[sup]Ronald McDonald creeps me out...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having no patience, despite earlier claims.

[sup]Hey, I paid for overnight shipping. The hookers will be there soon enough.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not having any patience, no matter how horny he is.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being patient and letting me speak first.

[sup]I'm mustering the Tom Cruise Clone Army as I speak. DEATH TO THE MONOCLE!!!![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for being ninja'd and not noticing it.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being too horny to post properly.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not being horny enough.

[sup]Now how will I entice you with hookers?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking everyone can be enticed with hookers.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for agreeing with me.