The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not giving in to the hookers.

[sup]So what shall it be then? Weapons? Fame? Power? Cookies? Ponies? Ponies made out of cookies?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for only talking about the hookers.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being that there Canadian Ninja bloke type person.

[sup]@Chinchy: Your monocle.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for wanting my monocle.

[sup]I've already told you: Not for sale.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not having checked the other games and such.

[sup]'Tis impossible, as it's surgically grafted to my face.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not giving me his monocle.

[sup]OK, I'll take one of every car in the world. And you have to do it in 48 hours. GO![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that's possible either.

[sup]Perhaps you failed to realize that my face is made out of STAINLESS STEEL![/sup]
...for thinking I want him as a follower any more. You've lost your chance.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for crumbling another one of my goddamn empires.

[sup]What is this? The third one?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not having any well-established empires that don't crumble.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for nuking Chinchy's empires.

[sup]I saw you and that little red button...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for seeing things that he shouldn't. Like naked pictures of his mother.

[sup]Meh. To spite you all I shall go make a sardine and banana chip sandwich, and you can't have any.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking that will spite me.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being the fastest goat of all time.

[sup]You bastard, Chinchy.[/sup]