The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for pointing out the obvious.

[sup]Well, I'll be frank, Sas: It involves being turned into a GOD. But I'm not telling you how to turn into a GOD. Just to mess with you.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for stealing fire for the people and causing trembling in the bones of evil.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for what now?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making me bury my treasure and burn my crops.
...for the swinging of his censers and the silence of his members.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for drowning me in the black water.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not having his child complete his or her suspicious activity booklet.

[sup]Because that applies directly to your name, and you know it.
Sas deserves something not goat related.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being that damn ninja. I'm doing bad tonight.

[sup]@Goat: When I get a decent internet connection that streams something, I will.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking that's something to gloat about.

[sup]That's pretty much me, too... Though, without the wine. Alcohol's gross.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for echoing my comment.

[sup]I'm working off 8 hours for 3 days and Ribena.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making me feel awesome, all of you.

[sup]I have slept quite well the past two days. [/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not having insomnia.

[sup]You lucky, lucky bastard. Place this on top of my children's theatre rehearsals and... Unhappy Empireth.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being ultra-sleepy.

[sup]@Goat: A very sugary blackcurrent drink.[/sup]