The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking candles are fast.

[sup]Oh, this sandwich. So good. So very good.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making me very hungry.

[sup]It's 3.15am here. I can't go get anything in case something wakes up.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for starving to death, like a poor old homeless man.

[sup]I have a shelf not ten feet away from me piled with snacks and foodstuffs. [/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking it's wrong to have food in his room.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking my dorm burrow could contain a kitchen.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for mocking my foodlessness.

[sup]Hang on, I just remembered summit.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising I am now chowing down.

[sup]Cheese nibbles. In with a tin of choclate. SCORE![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for using the word group of letters "smmit" as a word.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making me edit that post to make you and Goat look foolish.

[sup]I meant summit.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for remembering a mountain.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being immortal.

[sup]Tell me, how do you get this immortality?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for forgetting the other immortal here.

[sup]Remember, Goat? We've talked about this.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being the second immortal.

[sup]WTF is going on here?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not telling me the secret of his immortality.

[sup]Tell me. I DEMAND YOU TELL ME![/sup]