The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for hating the sugary drinks.

[sup]Works for me.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not dying from having too many sugary drinks.

[sup]I used to be able to last through them, but lately I've stopped having he tolerance for them. Also for food in the mornings.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a pansy about breakfast.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that's cool, when it actually just makes you a wee girl.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that anything he could do will ever erase the shame of shunning breakfast like an anorexic teenage girl.

[sup]What's wrong, Mary? Couldn't get on the cheerleading squad?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for agreeing that he is a teenage girl.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for agreeing with Chinchy.

[sup]What has he offered you? Money? Woman? Hawtbuttsecks?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making me realize that I didn't have my Clutch albums on my computer.

[sup]But that problem has been remedied now.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for forgetting I don't have Clutch and I am perfectly alright.

[sup]Sort of... ... ... ... Wibble.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing I have no clue what everyone's talking about...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not knowing of the glory that is Clutch. [http://pro-rock.com/]

@Goat: I never said I didn't listen to them elsewhere.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not telling me of this Clutch sooner.

[sup]For shame...I'll have to find an album by them.[/sup]