The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for reminding me that Sas is always watching us.
>_>
<_<

[sup]Well, you've been around here longer than me.
But I think either ask these guys [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Tech-Team] or just PM any random mod for help. There's a list of them around here somewhere.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not remembering the list of mods is in the posting guidelines.

[sup]So my hotel has free wireless after all. I'm not gone till Monday as I might have been.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having the mod-list dedicated to memory.

[sup]Hooray! That means you can hang out here more and slowly learn to hate us![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking knowing where to find out who the mods are is a bad thing.

[sup]What, you think I don't already hate you? You guys are not helping my insomnia at all![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for harboring extreme dislike for his "friends".

[sup]Good! Let the hate flow through you!

Well, it's not like hanging around us gives you insomnia.
You hang around us because you have insomnia.
Just think: without that, you could be free of our insanity![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking random strangers I have met on the internet and will probably never meet in real life can be considered as 'friends'.

[sup]True, but because I have something to do late at night, I have less of a reason to try to force myself to sleep. So, in essence, I'm still blaming you.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making me the cause of all of his problems.

[sup]You ever think about seeing a doctor for it?
I mean, that's a long time to have insomnia.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for telling me to go see a doctor.

[sup]My parents have no clue about it. I have hidden it... they would probably lecture me on learning to sleep even if you don't need to. The only people who know I am an insomniac can't help me.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being between Scylla and Charybdis.

[sup]What a shitty situation.
Ah, well. Hopefully you'll eventually find a solution.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for telling me I'm between two places (things?) I've never heard of...

[sup]I deal. I don't really notice not getting sleep anymore. Well, not until two weeks later, then I crash for fourteen hours...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not knowing his literary references.

[sup]The Odyssey.
Odysseus has to go between a giant whirlpool and a six-headed monster to get back home.
It's the precursor to the phrase "between a rock and a hard place."
And there's your random trivia for today.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking I've already read The Odyssey.

[sup]I've read Macbeth (more than once) and Twelfth Night.
...That's about it for Shakespeare, really.
We were supposed to do one last year, but we ran out of time...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not having read The Odyssey.

[sup]'s a good book.
Much better than Moby Dick. But then, getting teeth pulled would be better than reading Moby Dick.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for advising me to get teeth pulled if I want to enjoy something like Moby Dick.

[sup]Again, I've never read it. Though, I've never wanted to.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being lucky enough to have never read Moby Dick.

[sup]Keep it that way. Ugh, that book...[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for having to have read Moby Dick.

[sup]Why'd you have to read it?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking I had to read it.

[sup]I didn't have to. I chose to.
And it is a choice I regret.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for putting himself through a choice he regrets.

[sup]Why man? Why??[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for acting like he's never done anything he regrets.

Spoiler: This why.

Patrick Goddamn Stewart.

[sup]Though maybe I should give it another try one of these days. It's been a few years...[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for trying to make me remember my doing of things I've regretted.

[sup]I generally obliterate all of said things from my mind once I've forgotten them. So... yes. I've never done anything that I've regretted. (Cause you can't regret something you can't remember!)[/sup]