The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for forgetting things that he regrets.

[sup]&#3232_&#3232 That's not fair. I remember stuff that I regret from when I was about nine years old.
Lucky bastard.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for having that good a memory.

[sup]It's not entirely a conscious decision. I just plum don't remember things like that.
Like right now, I can't recall one thing that I've done and have regretted.
But, my dear sir, I must be off to bed.
More university scouting for me tomorrow! I must be in my best shape![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for running off to sleep.

[sup]Well, have fun with that. Hope you actually get some sleep.
G'night.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for wishing people good night.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

...for stealing what I said a couple of pages back.

 

[Ren3004]

... for not sharing his replies.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for GIVING ME PEP PILLS!!!!!

[sup]YOU KNOW YOU DID, DON'T LIE!!![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for acting like that's a bad thing.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for secretly plotting my demise.

[sup]Is it going well?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for imagining things. Me, secretly plotting your demise? Oh, Sas. You're so silly.

>_>
<_<

 

[Sassafrass]

...for forgetting I'm watching you.

Always.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making us live in an Orwellian society.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for ninjaing me on his first post.

[sup]0.o[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for getting so badly ninja'd that he'll be telling his grandkids about it.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having to use such a random saying.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing that this also doubles as a Thanksgiving hat.
...for not having his own Christmas/Thanksgiving hat to lord over Goat.

[sup]It's tradition.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being Mrs. "I-Wish-I-Had-a-Hat".