The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for bringing this on to hats and MAKING ME WANT ONE!!!!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing what a trend-setter I am.

[sup]Or have you already forgotten?[/sup]

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[Sassafrass]

...for making trends which everyone must follow.

[sup]But alas, you're not a trend follower yourself.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being all rebellious.

[sup]Ooh, look at me! I stand apart from the crowd! I'm special![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being festive early.

[sup]Well, that's insanity for you.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking that I am festive.

[sup]Every post I make in a Christmas thread will be Humbug![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being all anti-festivities.

[sup]I'ma go chug some eggnog and sing Christmas carols, you somber bastards.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for calling us bastards.

[sup]I'm gonna play Borderlands...again.
Tomorrow.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for still not having a Christmas Thanksgiving hat of his own.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not appearing the movie 'The Men Who Stare At Goats'.

[sup]At least, the trailer.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for bringing up that movie when I can't see it yet.

[sup]You taunt me with Borderlands, you taunt me with The Men Who Stare at Goats...
You've been sent from the future to ruin my life, haven't you?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising that they failed.

[sup]I think...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for working for Skynet.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making me activate Skynet.

[sup]Who told you? Steve? Mark? That greased up deaf guy? Tom Cruise?[/sup]