The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for being the creator of the asplosion.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making me notice this.

[sup]Hey, it's fun here.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking anyone made him do anything.

[sup]Jeez man, I mean... Oh god. It was the government, wasn't it? They're coming for me![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a LOLcat.

[sup]O'RLY?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for gender confusion.

[sup]I... what? Confused.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being new here.
@Chinchy for mentioning lolcats.

Spoiler: I have an idea to stamp out lolcats. Observe inside the spoiler

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being from Sri Lanka.

[sup]Don't try and deny it.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for knowing the whereabouts of those employed by the government.

[sup]Quick! Tell me what he'll do to me next![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for wanting to know what to do next.

DO A BARREL ROLL!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for giving the wrong advice.

[sup]Use the Force, Luke.[/sup]
...for ze ninja'ing and for declaring a crusade against rolls.

[sup]NEVAH![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making my left eye itch.

[sup]Which means I must go sleep.
Night, fools! *flys away on magic koala bear*[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for needing sleep again.

[sup]See? This is the kind of behaviour I was talking about when I said I wouldn't see you for the next three weeks!
When I get home (which is really late) I must do coursework (which I haven't yet tonight). And then you leave me for sleep. Bah. Sasquatches.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for stealing my flying animal technology.

[sup]*flies away on panda bear*[/sup]
...for MOO!