The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for not being here when I was.

[sup]Well, you were, but then you weren't.
Tonight you stay up late, yeah?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...foreign.

[sup]The Pun Empire rises again!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA![/sup]

 

[Jedamethis]

...for killing me with puns
[sub]I'm serious here, call an ambulance[/sub]

 

[Empireth]

...for changing his mind all of a sudden!

[sup]Whaddya mean 'sorta'?[/sup]

 

[Jedamethis]

...for posting just before I did
*shakes fist*

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for it was in those days that the skies rained down with the searing blood of the slain and the laments poured out like the finest wine. I looked and beheld the wasteland, and there saw my glorious conquest finally brought to fruition.

[sup]Now bring your God-King a muffin![/sup]

 

[Jedamethis]

...for disobeying the god-kings delusions of grandeur

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for delusions sauteed with grandeur.

 

[Jedamethis]

...for making me hungry...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking the hunger is a delusion.

[sup]Shish-kebab...
Lamb chops...
Goat liver...
[/sup]