The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for stalking his step-dad.

[sup]You creepy, creepy bastard.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being grounded.

 

[Jedamethis]

...for running away from home.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for finally leaving the house.

[sup]Good. Now your mom and I can have sexy time.[/sup]

 

[Jedamethis]

...for not bringing any food!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being all hungry.

[sup]You're the god of mummification. Surely there's a corpse around for you to snack on.[/sup]
...for being all sandvich greedy.

[sup]You've all gone to IRC haven't you?
You dirty cultists.[/sup]

 

[Jedamethis]

...for not understanding that you don't find dead bodies by the side of the road anymore

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being all IRCy.

[sup]Fine then. Be that way.
*sniff*[/sup]

 

[Jedamethis]

...for being in my way!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking I could ever forgive him.
...for being all questionish.

[sup]@Goat: I'm sorry, Goat. It's over.
Now get the fudge out.[/sup]

 

[Jedamethis]

...for having fudge!

[sub]Give me the fudge and nobody gets hurt! /Swarchenegger [/sub]