The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for both of you managing to get ninja'd by me, though I haven't posted in a bit.

[sup]Bah, Macbeth. I hate analysis.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for confusing me...

[sup]How could I ninja myself?
And why would I want to?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for curing swine flu with nougat, garlic, and a dog kidney.

 

[Empireth]

...for confirming I'm a GOD without him knowing already.

[sup]Where's Goat when I want to gloat, eh?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not being around long enough to get all of the inside jokes.

[sup]Napkin?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for getting in the way of me telling Chinchy off for making you feel out-of-place.

[sup]Basically, SwollenGoat and I are gods. We constantly bicker over it. Be prepared to be offered a napkin quite a lot. (I'm not even sure I understand the reasoning behind it...) Also, I tend to point out shortcomings and not-so-shortcomings a fair bit. All other things that might be referenced will be explained as we go along, if you ask.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not letting me haze the new guy.

[sup]Ketchup? BBQ sauce? Lube?[/sup]

 

[Jedamethis]

...for making 6 new pages when I went to sleep.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for rain in Siberia.

 

[Jedamethis]

...for typing quicker than me!
*shakes fist*

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...fore...play.

 

[Jedamethis]

...for dudum-tshhh

 

[Empireth]

...for rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!

[sup]My Fair Lady reference!
The first time I've ever actually gotten to use it...
And I know I was ninja'd but dammit, it's the first time I could reference it![/sup]