The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for being overwhelmed by pup skags.

[sup]Wait for playthrough two.
Funsies...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for WHYTHEFUCKINGHELLARETHESKAGSONFIREANDARMORPLATED?!

 

[Ren3004]

... for having a satellite.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a satellite capable of launching nukes.

[sup]@ Chinchy: BECAUSE THEY ARE!!![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not answering my question with a good answer.

[sup]That's it. I'm nuking Pandora.
The skags have to die. All of them.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for nuking Pandora when it was already nuked.

[sup]I think it was, anyway.
As to the skags, I have no idea why half of them are elemental.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not thinking Pandora needs to be nuked more.

[sup]Where the hell is Cthulhu when you need him?!
DEATH TO SKAGS!!![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for using caps lock.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...FOR NOT REALIZING THAT CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!

 

[Ren3004]

... for making an all-caps sentence.

 

[Sassafrass]

...FOR NOT BEING AS COOL AS CHINCHY.

[sup]Bandwagon jumped on.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for jumping on tHE BANDWAGON.
[sub]DAMN!!![/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...FOR BEING TOO FAT TO FIT ON THE BANDWAGON.

[sup]You get to walk, tubby.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...FOR BEING FAT-IST.

[sup]That's how wars start.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for associating himself with a fat-ist.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not ignoring Chinchy's comments.

[sup]Ren, don't hit the big red button![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking I can be ignored.

[sup]I'm far too obnoxious for that.
Now press the button, Ren![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for encouraging Ren to nuke the skags for him.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being some kind of skag rights activist.

[sup]So, what? Pandora has a chapter of PETA now?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not knowing of the PETA chapter on Pandora.

[sup]It's everybody you ever meet and kill.[/sup]