The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for just making Borderlands 10,000 times better.

[sup]You mean I've been killing PETA members this whole time?
*zooms off to play Borderlands some more*[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for going to murder PETA bummers members.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having such awesome knowledge of MW2.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being the sand in the pants.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having two wonky things.

[sup]A Wonky Dong, so to speak.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not knowing what a dong is.

[sup]English word for ya penis.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not wanting a wonky dong.

[sup]I wanted to start the weirdness tonight.
And now I sadly depart. I'm fucked. 32hrs awake with a 2 hour nap has left me feeling like I have two anvils strapped to my eyelids. [/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking he's here alone.

[sup]And I'm gonna ignore that entire conversation...[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for bring another penis related topic into this thread.
Damn

 

[Empireth]

...for only having my title as the Second.

[sup]I demand to know who's the 'first'.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for-- who the hell are you talkin' about?

[sup]Mah father's just fine, thanks. No, not dead.[/sup]