The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for thinking I was taking it seriously.

[sup]Not that father! The other father...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for ignoring Goat's his own wonky doodle.

[sup]You should get a doctor to look at that.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for eating every last pair of underwear I had.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for thinking I take you seriously.

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking anyone takes Goat seriously.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not taking Goat seriously.

[sup]His word is Gospel.[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for not caring about me.
...for not starting the Church of Goat.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for being immortal.
[sub]What's the secret?[/sub]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for catching on to my secret plan.
[sub]Blast! Foiled again![/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not sharing his plans.

 

[Empireth]

...for being left out of IRC.

[sup]C'mon, man! I've even gotten Neonbob to join us there![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...he's using a Christmas avatar more than a month ahead of time.
FOR NINJA-ING ME. That's right.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having explosive diarrhea during his grandmother's birthday party.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for having your menstrual period during dinner with your in-laws.