The Guy above me is a troll because...

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for not getting dipping sauce for my brains.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for not telling me about your powers abilities.
[sub]Here you go sir.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not cooking his brains correctly in the first place.

[sup]Well, IRC won't work for me.
Likely the fault of my complete shit internet connection.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for TESTICLES!

[sup]Not a damn person. I just tried it right now, is all.
But now Emp can stop demanding my presence there.
I have a legitimate excuse.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being his OWN father.

[sup]You say, after having spent almost every night this week there.
Eh, not a big deal. Further's my hate for my internet connection though.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not having a legitimate excuse to evade me.

[sup]Oh, that's just plain not fair, Chinchy.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking Emp puts effort into things.

[sup]Lazy, lazy candle.
Imma go play Borderlands.
Probably be back in a bit.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing that it's an addicting game.

[sup]But I can't quit you.
No matter how hard I try.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not having his priorities in order.

[sup]Vidja games first. Food, shelter, and health later.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not using a horse instead of a car to get to job.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for replacing his kidneys with badgers.