The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being the most fail cyborg ever. Ever.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that negates the fail.

[sup]Richard Dean Anderson or no, you still suck.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for enjoying this glass of chocolate milk.

[sup]Made with love.
And my penis.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that I put pain the milk.

[sup]Only sweet chocolaty goodness.
And my penis.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having wasted all of the chocolate milk.

[sup]No, no it's not.
But here's a fresh batch.
Mixed with my penis.[/sup]

 

[Jedamethis]

...for not inviting me to the chocolate milk party!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for wanting some of my delicious chocolate milk.

[sup]And for presumably having checked for white text.
Or did you?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing that the two are very closely connected.

 

[Empireth]

...for being very right.

[sup]And now I toddle off to bed.
Goodnight.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for running away before partaking in my delicious chocolate milk.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for "Emilio!"