The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Jedamethis]

...FOR DARING TO SAY THAT ANUBIS WOULD BE PLACATED WITH 'DOGGY TREATS'!

For being in the way of me shouting at Chinchy

 

[TheDoctor455]

For being too slow. And then bitching about it.

 

[Jedamethis]

...for pissing me off.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For being so easy TO piss off. Seriously, I managed to do that in only 2 posts...

 

[Jedamethis]

...for being so easy to manipulate...

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being Christmassy.

 

[Ren3004]

... for not being Christmas-y.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I'm not Christmas-y.

[sup]See this? Mistletoe.
Shame it's poisonous...[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for waving the mistletoe over our heads.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I'm waving it over his head.

[sup]Try pushing.
Down throat.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for trying to kill me.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I was trying to kill him.

[sup]I was only playing...*insert big eyed kitty face here*[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for trying to convince me with a kitty face.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being convinced by a kitty face.

[sup]Two kitty faces?[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for bribing me.
[sub]Four kitty faces is my final offer.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making a final offer.

[sup]Mine: 3 1/2 kitty faces and a disease ridden frog.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for having disease ridden frogs lying around.
[sub] We got a deal. *handshake*[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for taking that deal.

[sup]The frog isn't disease ridden.
It's C4 ridden. *runs and dives behind handily placed sofa*[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for fooling me.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being very dead.

[sup]I placed 50 pounds of the stuff in that frog...[/sup]