The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for claiming that proof is above us.

[sup]Off and slightly to the left, I think.
Behind my sanity.
And SPLN.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising Emp has been mugging me when I try and give him a SPLN.

[sup]He's making his own side earner.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for trying to kill a candle.

[sup]Watch yourself.
You might burn yourself on his flame of water.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for wanting me to be Ted.

[sup]Either Cox, JD, Janitor or Todd.
I can't decide.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for butsecks with a pissed dragon.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for liking Ted.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for empathizing with Ted.

[sup]See a little of yourself in him, eh?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for IT'S BEARD FA-CY, DAMMIT!!!

[sup]@Chincharoo: Little bit.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I'm bald.

[sup]No, I carry a smiley badge and a gun in a suitcase.
Ones for when I get sad, the other for when I get really sad...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for getting annoyed by this.

[sup]Joanna, calm down. Now before you go and have sweet Aryan sex with Bar-boo, tell me.
What happened to the days when you listened to me?[footnote]Random parts of various Scrubs speeches thrown together[/footnote][/sup]