The Guy above me is a troll because...

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...for not destroying the evidence of fish SPLN stealing.

[sup]Foolish goat...[/sup]
 
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...for not bringing ze Psycho Squatch back.

[sup]@Goat: The hell are you talking about? That clearly says soup.
I didn't have a brain failure at all.[/sup]
 

Sassafrass

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...for looking like a guy eating soup with a fork.

[sup]V. stupid.
But devious. And now, my worthless peons, I must take my leave. Sleep calls.
I shall, however, leave you with a Dr. Cox quote which describes me perfectly.
*start Cox here* Newbie, the only way you could be less productive right now is if you were in fact, the wall on which you're leaning against. Of course, then you'd be providing some jackass with a wall on which to lean against and reflect on what a jackass he truly is. I know, here it's a conundrum, but don't you worry about it. I'll tackle that one right upstairs [points to his head]. In the meantime, you could at least pretend to be doing some work. And right about now, even though you don't have your basket, oh it's just a terrific time for you to skip away, Shirley. */Cox
Night.[/sup]
 

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...for going to bed just as I show up.

[sup]What is this? I call shenanigans on you, sir![/sup]
 

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Wrenchmaiden.
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...for getting a new trophy wife and not inviting me to the wedding!

[sup]I feel so unloved...[/sup]