The Guy above me is a troll because...

Empireth · Nov 20, 2009

...for being informed about my SPLN stealing activities...

[sup]I'm soooo gonna kill that Sas, now...[/sup]

Last of the Chinchillas · Nov 20, 2009

...for failing at the ze SPLN stealing on the side.

[sup]You knew the consequences when you joined the SPLN mafia.[/sup]

Last of the Chinchillas · Nov 20, 2009

...for not providing me with the kind of love I need.

[sup]But Borderlands does.[/sup]

Empireth · Nov 20, 2009

...for thinking I'd be back.

[sup]...Oh, dammit![/sup]

Last of the Chinchillas · Nov 20, 2009

...for falling for the Goat love.

[sup]I am so disappoint.[/sup]

Last of the Chinchillas · Nov 20, 2009

...for not being Borderlands.

[sup]I am the most disappoint.[/sup]

Last of the Chinchillas · Nov 20, 2009

...for thinking that's impossible.

[sup]Which is why we're splitting up.[/sup]

Last of the Chinchillas · Nov 20, 2009

...for "driving home".

[sup]So that's what the kids are calling it these days.
Napkin?[/sup]

Empireth · Nov 20, 2009

...for not accepting the shortcomings of others.

[sup]Shortcoming![/sup]

Last of the Chinchillas · Nov 20, 2009

...

[sup]No words.
Just BFG 9000.[/sup]

Empireth · Nov 20, 2009

...for being speechless.

[sup]...[/sup]

Last of the Chinchillas · Nov 20, 2009

...for not being dead after a BFG 9000 blast.

[sup]Huh. Must need some oil.[/sup]

Empireth · Nov 20, 2009

...for wanting me dead.

Last of the Chinchillas · Nov 20, 2009

...for not giving in to my wishes.

[sup]~~Cyanide?~~Cookie?[/sup]