The Guy above me is a troll because...

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...for making me massage my tongue.

[sup]I want to massage my forehead.[/sup]

 

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...for stopping me working.

[sup]Who the hell could be calling me? I can't answer that, I'm tying a pig stomach into a skeleton.[/sup]

 

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...for not recognising that it is the best line you will ever hear in any sort of game.

[sup]Admit it. It's awesome.[/sup]

 

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...for not catching mah plague.

 

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...for being plague-tastic.

[sup]Oh, you've got it.
You just don't know it yet.[/sup]

 

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...for being holier then thou.

[sup]I thought the diarrheassiah was put down?[/sup]

 

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...for having many memes.

 

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...for wha now?

[sup]Only I sing here, only me.
Got that?[/sup]

 

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...for not realising I am.

[sup]Look at P.R.I.A.T.E
It's says I am, sort of.[/sup]

 

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...for sleep.

[sup]Nite.[/sup]