The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for having successfully crashed Goat's car on his way home.

[sup]But that's alright. He was gathering too much information about me, anyway.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being all suspicious-like.

[sup]Well, stop volunteering information then.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for telling me to stop answering questions.

[sup]It's all good, I know way more about him. He just basically knows my age added on to what you know. And even then it's only the general age range...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for further suspicious-like-ness.

[sup]And that's what you consider too much information?
Describing you as "cautious" would fail to do you justice.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not knowing exactly how paranoid I am.

[sup]Yeah, I'm really paranoid. The internet is a sketchy place.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking the Internet is Mos Eisley Spaceport.

[sup]It's not all a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Just mostly.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for making a Star Wars reference at the least expected time.

[sup]The mostly part is what worries me.
Plus, I can be who I want if people don't know me, here.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that Star Wars references can only be made at specific times.

[sup]Eh, as long as you have some common sense it's fine.
I gotta get some sleep.
G'night, Emp.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for bringing the sexy back to this thread.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for bringing the dowdy back.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for living la vida loca.

[sup]Her skin's the color of mocha![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for...umm...Banana hammocks.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for wearing tight pants.

[sup]My God!
I can't look away...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for hghw hew hew ewrei rhwe n.

[sup]No, I cannot.[/sup]