The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for being Coxish.

[sup]JD's name for three years as a baby.
Yes, I am a Scrubs nerd, how did you know?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for...I don't know. Something.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not knowing what has two thumbs, a funny voice and still doesn't give a crap.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking that was Kelso.

[sup]It was, but shhh. Don't tell anyone.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for dipping my lungs in ranch dressing.

[sup]Huh? You say something?
I'm kind o busy playing Bord-I mean baking you a cake! A delicious cake![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not liking the ranch dressing on his lungs.

[sup]@Goat: What's with you and getting info, anyway?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for ba-zing!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being cupcakeriffic.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being puddingo.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for pudding five.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for attacking my asscheeks with a spork.

[sup]I know that my ass is as delicious as three hams, but you've gotta calm down, Sas.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making my imaginary warning light flash.

[sup]@Chincharoo: It was a knife-wrench actually.
@Goataroo: You have ten seconds to go befroe I get biblical on yo' ass.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for coming to early...lots of times.

[sup]He shoots, HE SCOOOOOOOOORES![/sup]