The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for not empathizing with his sister's stance on speakers.

[sup]Speakers of any kind are expensive, if you don't want to start a fire.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having a not so nice sister.
...for not wanting to start a speaker fire.

[sup]@Sas: Sledge needs to take a bullet train straight to a burning pit in hell! And my car beats yours. It's 35 years old.
@Goat: Ouch, man. I told you transmissions were pretty bad.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not dying due to Headstone Mine.

[sup]Bah!
Welcome to Brderlands, Chinchy. Wait till you fight Mothrakk...[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for wanting him to die.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not succumbing to mercury poisoning.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having teh plague.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for infecting me with teh plague.

[sup]Damn. I knew I shouldn't have borrowed your toothbrush.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for poisoning me with mercury.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not loving the delicious taste of mercury.

 

[Ren3004]

... for not liking a punch in the face.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for breaking his hand on my jaw of steel.

 

[Ren3004]

... for not telling me about his jaw of steel.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not having a fist of steel.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having a brain of steel.

 

[Ren3004]

... for having a brain of titanium.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having a brain of wet tissue paper.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for oh, ee, ohh, ah, ah, ting tang, wallah, wallah, bing, bang.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for &#3232_&#3232

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being confused by the awesomeness of B*Witched, the band.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for mistaking inexplicable rage for confusion.