The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for not realizing how frustrating my elbow is making me.

[sup]Really, honestly, can't feel it...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having a fail elbow feeling.

[sup]Well, shift to a more comfortable position then.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking I hadn't thought of that.

[sup]I've tried.
I even ran around for a bit.
Nothing helped.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not stabbing the elbow into submission.

[sup]That should bring back some feeling.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for wanting me to preform self-mutilation.

[sup]I'm aghast.
Also, the Desert Bus thing is really entertaining.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being aghast.

[sup]Bah, whatever. A little prick with a toothpick never killed anybody.
And yes, what little of it I've been able to see was pretty good.
Fuckin' internet connection.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for swearing about a thing so trivial as the internet!

[sup]Though, the internet is the only way I'm here, soo...
Yeah...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not stalking me thoroughly enough.

[sup]I cuss like a drunken sailor.
Just don't usually type it out.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for forgetting that he's the one that's stalking me.

[sup]Me too...
Though, not out loud. I'd get in so much trouble all the time...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for no reciprocal stalking.

[sup]All the time, out loud, sometimes in severely mixed company.
Though never around my parents. They'd probably have no problem with it, but it'd still be...awkward.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not specifying the 'mixed company'.

[sup]That's why I don't swear much... I often spend too much time with my parents without any heads up first, so I can't be in the habit of swearing.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking I need to define "mixed company".

[sup]Nah, that's ok.
I'll let the curiousity eat at you.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking I can get so curious that it will eat me.

[sup]I seem to recall me being able to do that to you, though...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making generalizations.

[sup]One time, and that was because you made a really weird comment.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for expecting me to not be really weird.

[sup]Trust me, you haven't seen me be really weird yet.
I try to contain that part of me.
Sometimes it manages to get out of it's padded cell, though.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for spanking a tank with a bag of kittens and tacos.

[sup]Bah. Normality's over-rated.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not understanding that a bag of kittens and tacos is the only efficient tool to spank a tank with.

[sup]Who mentioned normality?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not considering tank-spanking with roadkill!

[sup]Well, someone mentioned normality and cheese sauces and bits of string, and it wasn't me.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for even considering tank-spanking with roadkill!

[sup]Blasphemy!
It wasn't me either... Oh, crap. Did he escape from the cell again? Bugger.
And I must go off to sleep; my elbow's still numb. I think it's a hint to sleep...
Night, Chinchy.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for awwwwwww! D:

[sup]Now the hell am I supposed to do?
Chinchy...Chinchy...
Wha?
Come to me, Chinchy...
Borderlands, is that you?
I'm waiting for you...
Chinchilla, away![/sup]