The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Jedamethis]

...for confoozing me.
[sub]And by confuse, I mean

Swollen Goat used Say Something That Is Completely Unrelated!
It's super effective!

[/sub]

 

[Jedamethis]

...for not being nice
[sub] Now you hurt my feelings.
*runs home to cry*[/sub]

 

[Jedamethis]

...for telling me what to do
[sub]You're not my real dad![/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

... for not doing as he's told.

 

[Jedamethis]

..for interrupting our conversation.
[sub]We were having a highly intellectual debate![/sub]

...for posting too quickly!

 

[Jedamethis]

...for not having a job!
[sub]Get a job you lazy bum!
/old man voice[/sub]

For being ninja'd, then ninjaing me!

 

[Ren3004]

... for having a lawn.

 

[Ren3004]

... for not liking the lawn.

 

[Jedamethis]

...for leaving me behind.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

...for sitting while we run away

 

[Ren3004]

... for running away like he's scared of- OOOOHHH!

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

..for not defining whether that was a scared noise or an awe noise.