The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that could be a noise of anything but sheer terror.

[sup]Your cougarness! It's horrifying![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for being horrified.

[sup]Pah, it's not... Oh my god, guys. Oh my god...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being here when he could be there.

 

[Empireth]

...for expecting me to be somewhere else.

[sup]'Where? Where is there?'
'I do not know. Probably a land with beautiful music...'
'We're probably at the bottom of a coal mine.'[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for looking sexy in black.

[sup]Mmm...[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for mistaking me for someone else...

[sup]This thread is gonna die with your group, Sas!
I'm... so sad now...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for looking sexy while eating soup.

[sup]Mmmmmmmm...[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for watching me last night.

[sup]I feel so...
Violated.
You watched me eat my supper! That's a private moment![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking this thread will die.

[sup]That's for separate madness.
If this dies, I'll kill a kitten for every word typed.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for...wait, the thread's dying?

[sup]Jesus Christ! Break out the defibrillator!
Bring me some adrenaline and peptic salve, immediately![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking this will die.

[sup]Well, the mods have sunk it.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for pointing out again that the mods have sunk it.

[sup]They've also sunk Objection!!![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for bringing this to my attention.

[sup]I can understand this, but why Objection?
Never posted there but from what I saw it seemed alright.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for possibly thinking of a different game. This Objection has three exclamation points in the title.

[sup]I think it's when the games get too old and get too many responses.
I mean, to be fair, Objection!!! has almost 8 500 replies.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for calling me out on small matters.

[sup]Maybe.
Or they might think they're pointless and no-one likes them.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing all forum games are pointless.

[sup]By your reasoning, all forum games should be sunk.
Obviously, they're not.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for pointing out flaws in my logic.

[sup]By my logic, everything here should be sunk.
SINK THE ESCAPIST![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to sink the S.S. Escapist.

[sup]You fool, they built her with six hulls! Not even an iceberg could sink it!
@Emp: Why would they sink the games with the most responses? That seems counterintuitive.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not giving me a title yet.

[sup]Hey, I joined, didn't I?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being KA-NINJA'D!

[sup]Yep. I went there.
And bought souvenirs, as well.[/sup]