The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

... for not liking working midnights.

 

[Ren3004]

... for not working hard enough.

 

[Ren3004]

... for not thinking of mining with his teeth.

 

[Ren3004]

... for caring too much about his teeth.

 

[Ren3004]

... for being lazy.
[sub]I'll get the whip.[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

... for making the memories come back.
[sub]IT CAN'T BE UNSEEN![/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

... for giving me a stroke with mere words.

 

[Jedamethis]

...for not inviting me to watch the Goat Show
[sub]*sniff* I thought we were fwiends...[/sub]

 

[Jedamethis]

...for failing to disguise his crude bomb.
[sub]You should be ashamed of yourself![/sub]