The Guy above me is a troll because...

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...for making my mind his new wallpaper.

[sup]Sleep calls me.
Goodnight.[/sup]
 

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...for not being entertaining enough to keep me here... I had wandered off.

[sup]Shortcoming![/sup]
 

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Wrenchmaiden.
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...for thinking he's boring.

[sup]Hey, I don't like uninteresting people.
I'm still here, aren't I?[/sup]
 

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Wrenchmaiden.
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...for selling himself short on interesting-ness.

[sup]I doubt you're as uninteresting as you think you are.
*Sits down in psychologist's chair* tell me about yourself...[/sup]
 
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...for imitating Sigmund Freud, beard and all.

[sup]The details of my life are quite inconsequential. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chole with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.[/sup]
 

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Wrenchmaiden.
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...for saying 'Ow!' when it was my own beard that I was stroking.

[sup]Though, if you want me to take out your beard too...[/sup]