The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

@Emp...for wanting a title.
@Chinchy...NINJA BASTARDO!

[sup]@Emp: I'll try and give you one somewhen either today or tomorrow.
Currently writing about 10-15 user reveiws, including one of Chinchy here.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for further KA-NINJA'ING!

[sup]Either I am on the ball tonight, or you guys just suck horribly.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for KA-MCNINJA.

[sup]Hey, I'm writing reviews here.
My excuse is valid.
There's a link for Chinchy...NINJA?
0.o[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing that link 403s...

[sup]Me? Eventually?
*Puppy eyes*[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that Sas can be bribed with puppy eyes.

[sup]Where's the rest of the puppy, you cheapskate?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking Sas is worth giving the rest of the puppy is to.

[sup]It's in my cellar...
Why?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not offering nearly enough puppy.

[sup]You expect a review, you must pay with all of the puppy.
Dem's the rules.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for trying to get me to give up the rest of the puppy.

[sup]Fiiine.
@Sas: Puppy?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for bribing me for a review.

[sup]The World. NAO![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for wanting the world.

[sup]I'm still working on the world myself...
You'll have to settle on the puppy for right now.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for offering a puppy without any eyes.

[sup]Defective merchandise.
I'd call that a shortcoming.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for agreeing with my thoughts.

[sup]It is...
And I actually want a real puppy.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not owning ze cute und lovable doggies.

[sup]Sas, I am disappoint.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking I was offering a puppy without eyes.

[sup]No, the eyes are there, just not... in the puppy.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for taking puppies eyes out.

[sup]You were right.
You have been desensitized to this.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for desensitizing Empireth?

[sup]Zuh? Who? Napkin?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not being in the know.

[sup]@Sas: ...for doubting me.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being weirder then a naked guy in a vat of lard.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that's weird.

[sup]Sounds like a family reunion to me.
Why have you desensitized the candle, Sas?
Why?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking that was me that desensitized Emp.

[sup]He's joined The Asylum.
And he thinks this is 'tame'[/sup]