The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for remembering Tuesdays.

[sup]I never remember my Tuesdays.
Hey, Sas.
BLAM![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...*FOR ANGERING SKYNET*
*NEW MISSION: KILL GOAT*
*EFFECTIVE NOW*

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not being worried.

[sup]Now, had you said Windows '95...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for leaving SKYNET plugged in at the wall.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being the worst Terminator ever.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being awesome enough to be a Terminator.

[sup]I must sleep now.
When you make spelling mistakes on simple words you know that it's time to sleep.
Night, Chincharoo.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not acknowledging my existence.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for lying about having an existence.

 

[Empireth]

...for daring to say I lie!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for daring to tell lies all the time.

[sup]Oh, Empireth. You and your dishonest candle pants.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for reminding me that he still has my candle pants.

[sup]I still want them back, you know...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for demanding the return of the candle pants.

[sup]No, that's ok.
They'll fetch a steep price on the black market.
Yes, there is a black market for candle pants.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for threatening to sell my candle pants on the black market.

[sup]Little did you know that that market is secretly me and my minions...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for secretly controlling the black market.

[sup]Dude, they're just candle pants.
Calm down.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not understanding how protective I am of my stuff.

[sup]And they're mine![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being all greedy!

[sup]Well fine then Little-Stevey-Won't-Share!
Be that way![/sup]