The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for farting on my chestnuts.

[sup]Would it be wrong to thrash my roommate within inches of his life for overuse of air freshener?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for justifying my Brooklyn Rage.

[sup]BRB. Need to beat him with his can of Febreeze.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for suggesting dangerous things.

[sup]@Chinchy: You have a roommate? I hate people. I wouldn't be able to stand it.
@Goat: When's your shift end on midnights?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for hanging off the edge by his toenails.

[sup]@Emp: Yeah, we don't really get along all that well.
No real animosity, but I could probably count the times we've actually spoken on one hand.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for actually getting someone he got along with.

[sup]My goal is to find someone like me, if I ever need to.
Though, I think I shall leave you lot, as it's four AM and I need sleep.
Night.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having a much better roomie than me.
...for ninja'ing me to also go to sleep.

[sup]@Goat: You lucky son of a...
Ah, well. He's rooming with someone else next semester, so maybe I'll get lucky.
Must go sleep. G'night guys.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for making it sound like he has an hour break.

[sup]Do you?
Are you kidding me? It's four AM! Why shouldn't I sleep?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not explaining how long that is, then.

[sup]You didn't answer my question.
Well, you did. But not the implied question.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not knowing how to move his break earlier.

[sup]I'd help you, but I really need sleep. Freakin' four AM.
Sorry. Goodnight (for the second time).[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for calling him candle-face.