The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for WHAT?!?!?!

[sup]You'll have to catch me first! *jumps on to flying koala bear*[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for not having a flying bear.

 

[Ren3004]

... for super copyright infringement, then.

 

[Empireth]

...for renting things from Chinchy.

[sup]My god, man.
Do you know what he does to things?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for knowing what Chinchy does to things.

[sup]Do tell.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for assuming I know exactly what Chinchy does to things.

[sup]I don't know for sure...
But I don't want to find out![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not creating an 'Ask a...' thread.

[sup]What the hell happened in the 6 hours I was offline?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for asking questions. That's illegal here.

[sup]@Emp: I will have you know I treat my flying bears like kings, thank you very much.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for treating bears like KINGS!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for copyright infringement.

[sup]More subpeonas for the wood ape.
Actually, why the hell are there like 20 "Ask a..." threads?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not being in IRC and seeing everyone complain about those threads.

[sup]We don't know.
We've been reporting them, but nilcypher (the only mod on right now) has only locked one thread...[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for wanting Chinchy to be everywhere.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing that I am omnipresent!

[sup]I am the God-Emperor! I control the spice, I control the universe!
@Emp: This is actually hilarious. Between people getting pissed and people posting anti-"Ask a..." threads, this may be one of the funniest things I've seen all week.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for giving me subpeonas.

[sup]@Chinchy: Why?
And the 'Ask a...' threads are a bit funny. It's like everyone has forgotten the original.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for copyright infringement.

[sup]You stole my flying bear technology.
*Subpeona gun fires subpeona at you at 10,000 km/s*
You've been served.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for fair enough then.

 

[Ren3004]

... for being the target of Chinchy's guns.