The Guy above me is a troll because...
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...for FALCON PUNCH!
[sup]Down at an English fair, one evening I was there
When I heard a showman shouting underneath the flair.
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
There they are, all standing in a row.
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!
Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist"
That's what the showman said.[/sup]
[sup]Down at an English fair, one evening I was there
When I heard a showman shouting underneath the flair.
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
There they are, all standing in a row.
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!
Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist"
That's what the showman said.[/sup]
...for fettucine alfredo.
[sup]"Hi there."
"Who are you?"
"I'm Old Gregg. Pleased to meet you."
"What do you want?"
"Maybe I should ask you the same question. What are you doing in my waters?"
"Just taking in the air, you know. Not fishing."
"Then how come this hook's in my head, fool?"
"It's nothing to do with me, sir."
"It's attached to your rod, motherlicker!"[/sup]
[sup]"Hi there."
"Who are you?"
"I'm Old Gregg. Pleased to meet you."
"What do you want?"
"Maybe I should ask you the same question. What are you doing in my waters?"
"Just taking in the air, you know. Not fishing."
"Then how come this hook's in my head, fool?"
"It's nothing to do with me, sir."
"It's attached to your rod, motherlicker!"[/sup]
...for stapling a printer to an emu.
[sup]Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don't play their game.[/sup]
[sup]Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don't play their game.[/sup]
...for parading around in maple syrup and sticky notes.
[sup]My shoe has caught a Pig
I am a Pig Trap[/sup]
[sup]My shoe has caught a Pig
I am a Pig Trap[/sup]
...for crazy thoughts.
[sup]May as well join in.
Last time you gave me pie, I cut into it with my tiny pie-cutter, and millions of birds flew out, hitting me in the eyes and the temples! I was confused! 'Twas a trick pie![/sup]
[sup]May as well join in.
Last time you gave me pie, I cut into it with my tiny pie-cutter, and millions of birds flew out, hitting me in the eyes and the temples! I was confused! 'Twas a trick pie![/sup]
...for not making the Pig Tea right.
[sup]You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.[/sup]
[sup]You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.[/sup]
...for drinking Pig Tea and confusing me.
[sup]Listen, boy. Have you ever had your scrotum pulled off by a mountain goat and seen him sell it on eBay a day later?
No.
Have you ever been rohypnolled by a swan and ended up in Cancun?
No.
Have you ever been to a tea party with a herd of rhinos?
No.
Well, I have. And it ain't perty![/sup]
[sup]Listen, boy. Have you ever had your scrotum pulled off by a mountain goat and seen him sell it on eBay a day later?
No.
Have you ever been rohypnolled by a swan and ended up in Cancun?
No.
Have you ever been to a tea party with a herd of rhinos?
No.
Well, I have. And it ain't perty![/sup]
...for [sub]being[/sub] shot in the back of the head by an angry carrot.
[sup]"You picked the wrong planet to land on!"
"Wait a minute! What planet is this?"
"Earth."
"Nope, this is the right planet."[/sup]
[sup]"You picked the wrong planet to land on!"
"Wait a minute! What planet is this?"
"Earth."
"Nope, this is the right planet."[/sup]
...for being racist against vegetables.
[sup]"AAAARRRGGGHH, eh? It seems you have a pimp ride there. Oh, it would be such a shame if I just decided to DO SOMETHING TO IT!"
"It seems we have met again, Captain Mo."
"JUST GIVE ME A DAMN BISCUIT!"
"NEVER!"[/sup]
[sup]"AAAARRRGGGHH, eh? It seems you have a pimp ride there. Oh, it would be such a shame if I just decided to DO SOMETHING TO IT!"
"It seems we have met again, Captain Mo."
"JUST GIVE ME A DAMN BISCUIT!"
"NEVER!"[/sup]
...for assuming I was being racist.
[sup]"You are the "dumbest" smart person, I have ever met in my life!"[/sup]
[sup]"You are the "dumbest" smart person, I have ever met in my life!"[/sup]
...for spreading cheesecake all over the antelope.
[sup]"Don't let go, don't ever let go.
You are so disgusting. GET OFF MY TRAIN!"[/sup]
[sup]"Don't let go, don't ever let go.
You are so disgusting. GET OFF MY TRAIN!"[/sup]
...for thinking it was cheesecake.
[sup] Does he not know?
He does not know.
He knows not?
Knows not does he.
Naught he knows?
Enough! [/sup]
[sup] Does he not know?
He does not know.
He knows not?
Knows not does he.
Naught he knows?
Enough! [/sup]
...for soiling his last clean shirt.
[sup]"How can you do a spoken word version of a rap song?"
"He found a way."[/sup]
[sup]"How can you do a spoken word version of a rap song?"
"He found a way."[/sup]