The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for being Satan.

[sup]You should PUNCH-THAT-SHIT![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being Satan Claws.

[sup]Voila! The farm! My aunt lives here, with precious pup and husband dear. My heart beat fast as I drew near, and felt so nice and...naughty.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking I procrastinate as badly as he does.

[sup]You lie.
You are much worse.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not reading carefully enough.

[sup]I said almost as badly as I do.
It's quite difficult to reach my level of procrastination without years of intense training.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being blatant in his lies.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being subtle in his lies.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for...that's just going to scare it.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking he could scare me.

[sup]I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for murder, murder, murder. Change the fuckin' record!
And being unflappable.

[sup]Random quoting is funsies![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for finally seeing the joy in random quotes.

[sup]If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armor and shouting, "All gods are bastards".[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for walking into Stanford with a ton of weapons and ammo on him.

Morning.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having red on him.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having a slice of fried gold.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for borrowing Pete's car.

[sup]Would anyone like...a peanut?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for forgetting to kill Phillip.

[sup]Cock it![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for...Shepard.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for wrath, and for ruin and a red dawn!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for wanting to see the Normandy in combat.

[sup]Only an idiot wishes for combat in a stealth ship.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising I am that idiot.

[sup]Goodnight, Chincharoo.
Sleep time is now.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having a good idea.

[sup]Good night, you princes of Maine, you kings of New England.[/sup]