The Guy above me is a troll because...
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...for doing a fail of failing fail.
[sup]"Someone has locked down our ship and shot one of our men. As of right now, the kid gloves come off."
"What kid gloves? Not an hour ago you and your men totally killed a man in a thousand-round projectile buffet."
"Yeah, we did, didn't we?"
"The poor coroner had to resort to evidence bags!"[/sup]
[sup]"Someone has locked down our ship and shot one of our men. As of right now, the kid gloves come off."
"What kid gloves? Not an hour ago you and your men totally killed a man in a thousand-round projectile buffet."
"Yeah, we did, didn't we?"
"The poor coroner had to resort to evidence bags!"[/sup]
...for falling for this.
[sup]Hi, I'm a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute.
Oh, you're a dollar naughtier than most.
[He hands over the money.]
So, how 'bout them Knicks?[/sup]
[sup]Hi, I'm a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute.
Oh, you're a dollar naughtier than most.
[He hands over the money.]
So, how 'bout them Knicks?[/sup]
...for thinking I'd fall for Bender's schemes.
[sup]"Gerbils are harmless and playful...gentle..."
"I'd add 'tender' to the list. Tender, with just the right amount of crunch. They're succulent, in a small, furry kind of way...much better than rats."[/sup]
[sup]"Gerbils are harmless and playful...gentle..."
"I'd add 'tender' to the list. Tender, with just the right amount of crunch. They're succulent, in a small, furry kind of way...much better than rats."[/sup]
...for being smarter then the average bear.
[sup]Also, where the hell are you getting these quotes from?[/sup]
[sup]Also, where the hell are you getting these quotes from?[/sup]
...for not utilizing Google, like an intelligent wood ape would.
[sup]"I've got your imitation Ovalqwik here."
"All right! Time to hit that chocolate-craving spot with some heavy artillery."
"Before you dig in, I'd like to read the ingredients to you."
"Uh-oh...collateral damage to the conscience."
"I'm being serious. Listen to this list: glucose, fructose, corn syrup solids, concentrated cocoa-bean extract, assorted methylxanthine alkaloids (including caffiene, theobromine, and theophylline), sodium laureth sulfate, minoxadyl, Buckminster fullerine, codeine, hyper-ephedrine, nicotine, with BHA and BHT added to preserve freshness. Sergeant, you will be drinking a very heavy stimulant cocktail cut with shampoo and inert ultra-tensile carbon."
"I don't drink it. I eat it straight."
"And I suspect you're addicted to it."
*draws plasgun* "Step away from the tub of happiness."[/sup]
[sup]"I've got your imitation Ovalqwik here."
"All right! Time to hit that chocolate-craving spot with some heavy artillery."
"Before you dig in, I'd like to read the ingredients to you."
"Uh-oh...collateral damage to the conscience."
"I'm being serious. Listen to this list: glucose, fructose, corn syrup solids, concentrated cocoa-bean extract, assorted methylxanthine alkaloids (including caffiene, theobromine, and theophylline), sodium laureth sulfate, minoxadyl, Buckminster fullerine, codeine, hyper-ephedrine, nicotine, with BHA and BHT added to preserve freshness. Sergeant, you will be drinking a very heavy stimulant cocktail cut with shampoo and inert ultra-tensile carbon."
"I don't drink it. I eat it straight."
"And I suspect you're addicted to it."
*draws plasgun* "Step away from the tub of happiness."[/sup]
...for being lazier than Juan Diego, that lazy, lazy candle.
[sup]"What's that? Some fancy hair dryer?"
"If by 'hair' you mean 'plasma' and by 'dryer' you mean 'cannon', then yes. Yes it is."[/sup]
[sup]"What's that? Some fancy hair dryer?"
"If by 'hair' you mean 'plasma' and by 'dryer' you mean 'cannon', then yes. Yes it is."[/sup]
...for definitely liking rap.
[sup]"Our variant has taken a name. A functional contrivance, chosen by a compulsion to distinguish itself from the dead."
"I don't believe we've had the pleasure."
"Memory remains de-stabilized."
"I beg your pardon?"
"Variant recalls nothing. It preserves itself. Tissues saturated with methanol, ethyl alcohol, formaldehyde. It's a clever one."
"Who are you guys?"
"That knowledge is not meant for you."
"Awfully evasive for a can-opener."
"We are the Hands of God."[/sup]
[sup]"Our variant has taken a name. A functional contrivance, chosen by a compulsion to distinguish itself from the dead."
"I don't believe we've had the pleasure."
"Memory remains de-stabilized."
"I beg your pardon?"
"Variant recalls nothing. It preserves itself. Tissues saturated with methanol, ethyl alcohol, formaldehyde. It's a clever one."
"Who are you guys?"
"That knowledge is not meant for you."
"Awfully evasive for a can-opener."
"We are the Hands of God."[/sup]
...for being the Easter Bunny.
[sup]Sometimes? Sometimes?!
You procrastinate almost as poorly as me!
Lazy, lazy candle.[/sup]
[sup]Sometimes? Sometimes?!
You procrastinate almost as poorly as me!
Lazy, lazy candle.[/sup]