The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that's fair.
...for tasting like strawberry jam when I clearly asked for chutney.

[sup]@Sas: Your court date is in three seconds, and your lawyer is this twig.
He failed his bar exam fifteen times.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for giving me an unfair trail.

[sup]Well, that's unfair.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that his trial is unfair.

[sup]This is how the courts work in Puntopia.
Either live with it, or move to Canada with Empireth. Juan Diego.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for giving me a get-out clause.

[sup]Goodbye![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for moving to Canada.

[sup]It'll just be you and Juan alone, without any pudding.
Sucks to be you.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for moving to Greenland.

 

[Sassafrass]

..for thinking I'm in Canada.

[sup]Foolish mortal chinchilla...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being in Canada.

[sup]Considering that Puntopia covers all lands but Canada, it is your only means of escape.
Accursed Canadians with their...bacon, and their...hockey...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not checking the ISS.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing that the ISS is actually an illusion.

Spoiler: Because I'm secretly David Blaine.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being David Blaine.

[sup]GTFO.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being the Sham Wow guy.

[sup]Much worse. Maybe.
They're both pretty bad.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not understanding that Blaine will be much more annoying then Sham Wow guy.

[sup]Who is Sham Wow guy, anyway?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not knowing of the horror that is Sham Wow guy.

[sup]Either live in blissful ignorance, or go look him up on Youtube.
Your choice.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for letting me live in blissful ignorance.

[sup]After Goatse, no way.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking I can let you live in blissful ignorance.

Spoiler: BEHOLD! Let him haunt your nightmares forever!

 

[Sassafrass]

...FOR THINKING THAT WOULD ANNOY ME!

[sup]IT DOESN'T!!!
I AM IMMUNE TO HIS CHEESEINESS!!![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[sup]Damn you.
I'll find something else to destroy you with, then![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...FOR NOT REALISING I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!!!

[SUP]HENCE CAPSLOCK !!!
Nah, but it wasn't as bad as Blaine.[/SUP]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...FOR CONFUSING ME WITH HIS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL AND HIS AFFAIR WITH THE EXCLAMATION MARK!!!

[sup]I can haz Borderlands?[/sup]