The Guy above me is a troll because...

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...for quoting Cider House Rules.

 

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...for telling me this now.

[sup]So where's mah money, then?[/sup]

 

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...for telling me this now.

[sup]I claim ignorance!
Besides, you already have my spleen, isn't that enough?[/sup]

 

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...for wanting more than I will give.

[sup]Sorry, I was talking theater on IRC.
And now I must go to bed.
Goodnight![/sup]

 

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...for taking things without permission.

[sup]You know, out of context, that conversation could sound really dirty.
It was more a 'sorry for the half an hour lags in my replies.'[/sup]

 

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...for pointing out my funny sleeping habits.

[sup]It's not polite to point!
No, I was reading another page in the 'Artist in Thee' thread, and wasn't logging off anyway.
I'll be sleeping soon, but it's taking longer than expected.[/sup]

 

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...for only realizing I rock now...

[sup]Yep, have for ten years.
Do you... have a friend with a scanner? Those go a long way...[/sup]

 

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...for expecting me to play him some tunes.

[sup]If you've been following the Jam Session at all, you'll know why not.
Oh, right. My bad.
Well... I have a scanner... I'm just not located anyplace close enough for it to benefit you...[/sup]

 

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...for having shortcomings.

[sup]It'd probably be easier for you to mail your artwork to me...
You know, size and weight issues...[/sup]

 

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...for looking out for me.

[sup]Ohhh yeah. But I'd have to put a return address either way.
Or, you know, I could give you an address of a trusted friend who would relay it to me.
You could... photocopy your art in case you lose it?[/sup]