The Guy above me is a troll because...

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...for being majorly screwed, then.

[sup]No, not like that, you perv.
Uhh... The thread's lasted a year, I'm sure it can wait for you to get a scanner.[/sup]

 

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...for being impatient.

[sup]Shortcoming!
Well, cars are iffy. 'Tis why I bus.
...I also don't have my license, but we won't mention that, shall we?[/sup]

 

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...for forgetting why I don't have my license.

[sup]Well, you see... There's this thing called a strike that people do when they can't get enough money...[/sup]

 

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...for having that bad a memory.

[sup]Probably, unless they settle during winter. I ain't taking my first driver's ed lessons with snow and ice, no way![/sup]

 

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...for not understanding exactly how small this window of opportunity is.

[sup]This time last year, we'd had snow for a month.[/sup]

 

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...for pointing out to himself how much I'm bothered by this.

[sup]Eh, I live in a city. I can either bus or walk to wherever I want to go.[/sup]

 

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...for not realizing there are discounts for taking it often.

[sup]It's called a pass, bud. I have an annual, as I need to get to school everyday, twice a day. A monthly pass will give you any amount of bus rides during that month for the price of about 21 rides (which is nothing compared to how many times I use it) and an annual pass give you pretty much two and a half months free, compared to if you were to buy 12 monthly passes.[/sup]

 

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...for talking of things I know not of...

[sup]No?[/sup]

 

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...for having celeb crushes.

[sup]Real men don't have celeb crushes![/sup]

 

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...for being a spam-bot!

[sup]*Le gasp!* Even after all this time? Really man? Awww...
There... isn't. No, really. There isn't. I'm weird like that.[/sup]