The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for offering his hand in marriage.

[sup]@Sas: Nah, that's ok.
I am haz patience.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for hazing patience.

[sup]Far enough then.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for making a typo.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising it was intentional.

 

[Ren3004]

... for not realizing he made another typo.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not pointing it out.

[sup]Spell-check came up fine...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for using spell-check.

[sup]Spell-check is for sissies and English professors![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for insulting English professors.

[sup]And we're back to English people beating your head in.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking I can be frightened or defeated by anything British.

[sup]*Eats cheeseburger while riding in a pickup truck with a shotgun in hand playing country music as loudly as possible*
YEE-HAW! Get them red-coats![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for stereotyping the Americans.

[sup]Everything I've heard is true![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for stereotyping the British. Somehow.

[sup]Quick, get his tea! He's powerless without it![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for stealing mah tea!

[sup]Quick, grab his truck![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for stealing mah truck!

[sup]NOOOOOOOOO! Betsy!
Quick, steal his monocle![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for taking mah power!

[sup]NOOOOOO!
I'M MELTING...MELTING!!!!!!!!![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for melting AGAIN!

[sup]FFFFFUUUUU-
This has got to be the second time you're ruined my freshly cleaned floors, you bastard![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for falling for that trick.

[sup]That was a clone.
I was busy stealing your gun.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having won this round.

[sup]Or have you...?
*Predator wrist-nuke FTW!*[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for using banned tech.

[sup]Well, that's just cheating according to the rules.
Which I just made up.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making up rules on the spot.

[sup]But I'm the cheater? Really?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for awesomeness.
And stopping me from watching Star Trek.