The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

... for not knowing the cutest thing ever is me and my Escapist wife.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for...that mysterious thing.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for stealing Milla from me.

[sup]You asshat![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for stealing ravioli from me.

[sup]You buttnugget![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making me gear up for an assault.

[sup]You got it coming.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for getting all grabby.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising no means no.

[sup]But only in certain situations.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for grabbing me.

[sup]Heyheyhey!!
I don't swing that way.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not shooting me instead.

[sup]Well, at least you have imagan--*CRUNCH*[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I popped.

[sup]I just crunched...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I would know what was on his pants.

[sup]...
I'll leave that up to you to interpret.[/sup]