The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for stealing Milla from me.

[sup]Yeah, that's my revenge.
I steal your pants and then spoil them.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for, what the hell, guys? What the hell?

[sup]I leave for a little while to go eat, come back, and find this?
I am so disappoint.
Wearing pants. I have never been so ashamed before in my life.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for leaving the children unsupervised.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for blaming me.

[sup]I blame Spock, over there.
Or Zachary Quinto.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for blaming his old avatar/costume/love interest.

[sup]Nope. Groundedz.
Go to room nao.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being the last drumstick.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for doing unsavory things to the other drumsticks.

[sup]For the last time: food does NOT go in there! >.<[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having a strange mind.

[sup]What?
He was enjoying it.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for pleasuring the Goat.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being that Goat.

[sup]I know it was you in a costume.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for knowing about my Goat costume.
...for making a funny.

[sup]Ha! Hahaha! Oh, that's a good one, man.

@Sas: SHAME!
*Hides Sas, Juan, Ren, and Ky costumes in closet.*[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for letting Chinchy get to him.

[sup]@Chinchy: Why is there a naked guy tied up in the closet, man?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for at-LOOK A DISTRACTION!
*Tranq dart to the neck.*

[sup]@Goat: That's right. Give in to my derisive mocking.[/sup]