The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being the most emo Goat this side of...something really, really emo. The Crow?

[sup]Well...you still have Milla.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

@Chinchy...for making Goat one of these.

@Goat:..for ninja, Milla stealing dastardliness.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not having a jock lobster picture.

[sup]Shortcoming![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for still not having a jock lobster pic.

[sup][HEADING=1]MASSIVE SHORTCOMING![/HEADING][/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for copyright infringement of Juan Diego.

[sup]Where's my subpeona gun...?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not remembering I stole it earlier.

[sup]HAHA![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for grabbing my wedding tackle.

[sup]Hey! I didn't say stop...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not remembering/knowing I have lot'sa lube.

[sup]But it'll cost you, Goat.
Milla or no lube.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for charging an exorbinant price for lube.

[sup]You scratch out glyphs and think you have them. But I wear them, drink them, breathe them, know them far better than you! I am glyphs! Now, and for all time![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking the deal is loop-sided.

[sup]If you have Milla, why would you need lube for Chinchy?
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
...
Too much?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for heading into uncharted waters.

[sup]KITTENS! LET'S TALK ABOUT KITTE--
Oh, actually, let's not. Just remembered something from earlier in this thread.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not having an adventurous spirit.

[sup]It'll be just like The Odyssey!
Wait, Odysseus had a bad time on his travels, didn't he?
Uh...[/sup]