The Guy above me is a troll because...

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for being a competitive business.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being lube-tastic.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not taking my coupon.

[sup]But it doesn't expire until next year![/sup]

EDIT: Damn you, Sas. Damn you with a fish.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being ninja'd by lube.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for trying to change the expiration date with a sharpie.
For ninjaing me, you ass.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for... Oooo candy.

OH GOD! OWWWWW DAMMIT! NO MORE CANDYGRAMS EVAR!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for sending Ky presents.

[sup]Well, that's not very fair. I demand a candygram as well![/sup]

EDIT: &#3232_&#3232

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not ninjaing me yet.

[sup]I am ninja free![/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for you sure?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for *BANG!*

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for asploding.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking I wasn't trying to kill Sas or Ky.

[sup]Either one would've worked.[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for calling me a less effective ninja.
[sub]You were saying?[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for GTFO! NAO!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...for rubbing ninja'ing in people's faces.