The Guy above me is a troll because...

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for not bringing the lube.
[sub]I miss anything?[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for forgetting the back up lube I always keep right...0_o.

[sup]Why is there a hole in my pocket?[/sup]
...for JESUS CHRIST ITS KY GET IN THE CAR! AGAIN!

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for WHAT IS WITH YOU AND MY CAR DAMMIT!

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for bringing up a joke that has been told to me ever since I've gotten this name.
[sub]Maybe...[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making a K-Y Jelly joke.

[sup]I won't ask...
Also, as is likely, DAMN YOU, KY, YOU NINJA BASTARD!!
You know, just in case.[/sup]
I predicted my own ninja. Bow before me , mortals!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for pre-emptive Ky ninja rebuttal.

[sup]Not as effective as ninja shield.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for KY, YOU BASTARD NINJA!
NINJA ME NEXT TIME!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being paranoid dumbasses.

[sup]Though, it amuses me.[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for using caps against me.
[sub]MY EARS! THEY HURT![/sub]
Darn you! I WANT YOUR BABIES!

You said they would be beautiful!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being McNinja'd.

HAHA!
Shortcoming!

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for shortcomings.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for more copyright infringement.

[sup]Juan Diego will be very disappoint.
Is that a request for sex or a request for me to go sex up a panda?
Either way, I'm down with that.[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for losing the lube.
[sub]I brought it just for tonight too.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking Goat could be trusted with lube.

[sup]To the lube depot!
Yes, it's a depot.[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for shopping at my lube depot.
[sub]Welcome to the lube depot, how may I help you?[/sub]