The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for not believing me.

[sup]I knew you wouldn't.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing pudding is the way I kill things, thus I'm not pudding.

[sup]Ask away. In PM.
I'll just pick and chose what I answer, and you'll get no say.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for possibly getting the chance to be THAT guy.

[sup]Err... Good. I don't want to have to deal with THAT guy.
Holy shnut, is it already almost four thirty? Sweet Jesus.
I must be off to bed for real this time. Upsiez in two hours.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being THIS guy.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being FAIL guy.

[sup]I believe Emp requires a vigorous beating for not having watched The Fifth Element.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having to add me to that list.

[sup]I think...can't remember watching it.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for filling me with disappoint.

[sup]*sigh* I'll go get the kneecap breaker.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for breaking mine and Emp's kneecaps.

[sup]You'll have to catch me fi--*CRUNCH*
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! YOU BROKE MY F***ING KNEECAPS![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not taking his punishment like a man.

[sup]Well, I guess you should've watched The Fifth Element then, huh?
Now, hold out your arm...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for wanting to break my arms.

 

[Disaster Button]

...he has a rediculously hatable face.

it's "..he has" not "..for." Learn to grammar.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising me and four others have changed it about 100 pages or so ago.

 

[Disaster Button]

...he thinks I care or have the time to go back to page 122, I don't.

dammit.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for distracting me from watching Hot Fuzz and writing user reviews.

[sup]Yes, I am writing them again.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for bringing sexy back, along with the reviews.

[sup]Another rule-abider?
I'll get the shotgun.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for grabbing a shotgun.

[sup]Do you want a peek at yours?[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for offering a peek.