The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for thinking that's greedy.

[sup]That's actually stingy, as I don't want to have to buy another pair.
Hence me wanting them back.
...My name's Stevey?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not wanting to be named Stevey.

[sup]Sunshine? Juan Diego? Billy? Nimdok? Jethro?
What would you prefer?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for trying to give me a new name.

[sup]Empireth works fine.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not wanting a new name.

[sup]Juan Diego it is.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing I have a new name.

[sup]I'm still trying to remember what the heck it is, though.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not remembering some other new name.

[sup]Therefore, your new name is Juan Diego by default.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for trying to name me Juan Diego.

[sup]I kind of liked Sunshine, better.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for wanting a different name.

[sup]Well, I'm doing the naming here, and I like Juan Diego better.
You should've spoken up when you had the chance.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not telling me this rule!

[sup]I spoke up already! Empireth.
If not, Sunshine.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being too late.

[sup]The paperwork's already been signed, notarized, and filed, Juan.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing that he will probably be ignored, then.

[sup]Well then, Shugarelle, if you want it that way...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for...ze hell?

[sup]Shugarelle? Is that even a name?
Are you just making shit up at this point?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing his new name.

[sup]I dunno, but it is now.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for WORST NAME EVARS!

[sup]At least Juan Diego is respectable-likes.
I'm hurt, I really am. I slave over a hot brain to make you a wonderful name, and this is the thanks I get when you come home?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking Shugarelle is the worst name ever.

[sup]I thought it was thanks!
You know... pet names? Where people put -ikins at the end of names?
Or call each other sugary names? Like cupcake or sugarplum? I was combining the best of both![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not wanting chocolate cake!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for pissing in the corn flakes.