The Guy above me is a troll because...

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...for being the next Shakespeare.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for recognizing Goat's literary genius.

[sup]Him am a wordsmith.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being Shakespeare.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...for calling others famous playwrights.

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking she knows Shakespeare.

[sup]Obviously, you don't, cause he's in hiding in the cave up there!
...I didn't just say that...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being Failespeare.

[sup]Best fucking ninja train ever!
Hi-five![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for lolcats being around.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...for inventing lolcats.

[sub] You've doomed us all. [/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being the lord and master of lolcats.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...foslkdjlkllsfajalf oijwqte

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being nuttier then a squirrel stuffed with nuts.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...for not being sober enough to drive.

 

[Empireth]

...for also not being sober enough to drive.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for *BANG!*

 

[Empireth]

...for shooting me.

[sup]I thought we had a thing going, Shugarelle...[/sup]