The Guy above me is a troll because...

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...for saying the greatest insult ever.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for burning them. All of them.

[sup]Play the man, Master Ridley; we shall light this day light such a candle, by God's grace, in England, as I trust shall never be put out.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing that Goat calls me Max for some reason.

[sup]I didn't think it was an insult...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for totalling mah car!

[sup]Weird fact, tottaling comes up with Stalingrad as a spell check correction in Google Chrome.[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...for having a car that can't do a barrel roll.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...for reminding me of that fact.

[sub] Actually that was a result of you editing your answer, Seizure face was the greatest insult ever. [/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for needing reminding of this.

[sup]@Goat: why Max?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being very, very, very, very, very, very, very sober right now.

[sup]And in the morning you will be drunk.
But I will still have this delicious cake.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being made of cake and alcohol.

[sup]Ok, then.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for shoes.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for something that's a piece of clothing.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for something that is hiz mother.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for letting Pills get his Francis.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being Anakin Skywalker.